(tlc parody of the song no scrubs)
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A hooch is a girl that thinks shes all that
And also known as a hoochie
Trynna get money from all these guys
Cuz she gots a big bootie so (no)
Im not captain saber hoe
Im not giving you none of my dough
Dont wanna give you nothin (no)
So girl dont waste my time
Chorus:
I dont want no hooch
A hoochie get knocked in the head with
The boot from me
Hanging at the backstage at every concert
Givin up the punanie for free
I dont want no hooch
A hoochie get knocked in the head with
The boot from me
Hangin at the backstage at every concert
Givin up the punnanie for free
Said a hoochie shows her ass
And she has no class
And plus shes dirty and stinky
She got weaves in her hair with no underwear
And got stains like monica lewinsky
So (no)
Im not captain saber hoe
Im not giving you none of my dough
Dont wanna give you nothin (no)
So girl dont waste my time
Chorus
If you have fake nails and contact lenses
Oh yes son Im talking to you
If you buy your clothes at duran square
Oh yes son Im talking to you
If you have five kids with three different dads
Oh yes son Im talking to you
I say you get happy from my money oh no
I dont want no
Hooooochies
Hooooochies
Hooooochies
Hooooochies
Chorus